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Come on! I'm waiting for my new cooker to arrive, it should have been here 4 minutes ago, still no sign. What to do while I wait? Look for a recipe to cook on it while I wait I suppose, what to cook though? I want to give it a proper christening, maybe a nice steak? More likely I shall just break it in with a decent bacon and mushroom sandwich, not exciting I know, but it is 10 in the morning, steak might be a bit much this early.